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These
are actual calls to Tech support help
desks
(Some of you may find this funny while
others
could possibly use this section as a
reference)
A woman called the Canon help desk with
a problem with her printer. The tech
asked her if she was "running it
under Windows." The woman then
responded, "No, my desk is next
to the door. But that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next
to me is under a window, and his is
working fine."
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Tech Support: "How much free space
do you have on your hard drive?"
Customer: "Well, my wife likes
to get up there on that Internet, and
she downloaded ten hours of free space.
Is that enough?"
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Overheard in a computer shop: Customer:
"I'd like a mouse mat, please."
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've
got a large variety." Customer:
"But will they be compatible with
my computer?"
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I
once received a fax with a note on the
bottom to fax the document back to the
sender when I was finished with it, because
he needed to keep it.
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Customer: "Can you copy the Internet
for me on this diskette?"
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I work for a local ISP. Frequently we
receive phone calls that go something
like this: Customer: "Hi. Is this
the Internet?"
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Some people pay for their on-line services
with checks made payable to "The
Internet."
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Customer: "So that'll get me connected
to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest
version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."
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Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press
the control and escape keys at thesame
time. That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen.Now type the letter
'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard,
Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard,
Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"
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Customer:
"My computer crashed!"
Tech Support: "It crashed?"
Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me
play my game."
Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete
to reboot."
Customer: "No, it didn't crash-it
crashed."
Tech Support: "Huh?"
Customer: "I crashed my game. That's
what I said before. Now it doesn't work."
Turned out, the user was playing Lunar
Lander and crashed his spaceship.
Tech Support: "Click on 'File, '
then 'New Game.'"
Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you
learn how to do that?"
I
just wanted to drop in and see what
your desk looks like...
MAN............ YOU DON'T DO NUTTIN'!
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